me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
(Source: leelinschin, via ka-malu)
You’re Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.
(Source: 102pe, via vengefulbarista)